Thursday, May 24, 2007

All the Important Stuff

Science News
Scientists have discovered some female sharks apparently can give birth without the assistance of a male partner. So Jesus came back as a hammerhead? Who saw that coming? Maybe the Methodists, but I think everyone else got blindsided.

American Idolatry
American Idol has oh my god THE SQUIRRELS ARE BACK INSIDE OF MY BRAIN!

This Week:
John Mayer is/is not banging Jessica Simpson (circle appropriate).

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