News Flash
Paris Hilton has inexplicably stayed popular for another day.
Cruise Control (please kill me)
Tom Cruise topped the Forbes Celebrity 100 list this week, beating out the Rolling Stones and Oprah Winfrey for the top spot. Cruise reports a fortune estimated at around $67 million dollars, leading a nation to ask that, now that he has all this money, just maybe he could STOP ACTING PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU ARE SO TERRIBLE AND YOU CREEP EVERYONE THE FUCK OUT, PLEASE WE BEG YOU JUST GO AWAY!
In Less Important News...
Marvel Comics has brought some controversy upon themselves when in a new edition of the "Spider-Man" comic book, Spider-Man who gives a shit it's just a comic book.
Celebs Speak Out
Kevin Spacey said recently in an interview that after winning an Oscar for "American Beauty" he was "...no longer interested in his personal career" and was no longer trying to top himself as an actor. Which after "K-Pax," "Pay It Forward," "United States of Leland," "The Life of David Gale" and "Beyond the Sea" just kind of goes without saying now doesn't it Kevin, hmm?
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